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madmatt213
madmatt213
Matt McCarty, B.S.
Mon, Mar. 17th, 2008 04:23 pm
4:00pm on a typical Monday afternoon

Death tasted like a grilled cheese sandwich to Harold Benson. Not like a good one, mind you. Not as if he ordered it from greasy spoon dive off of Route Three-Oh-Three ubiquitously named “EAT.” No, this eternity-flavored grilled cheese tasted like it was made by a mentally deficient, socially inept nine-year old boy, who’s mother was in the other room crashing from a dope high, who’s father could be any of a thousand Johns living in the Naked City. You see, the death sandwich poor Harold had to endure was seeming fashioned from rancid cheese (expiration date: fuck/long/ago), slapped between blue bread (the only color it contained) and topped off with nail polish (because the boy had been a fucking crack baby). And this death-personified childhood treat was seeming grilled on a frying pan of grease older than the boy himself. Harold soon regretted ever having looked up “auto asphyxiation” on the Wikipedia.

“What’s your fucking point,” you may ask? My answer to you is this: You cannot take a toothbrush with you to the other side.

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